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Dark Chocolate
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 Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:54 pm Post subject: Wicked Terminology |
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A game that takes naughty terminology (word or phrase) and finds a less naughty but hopefully humorous definition of it. Put in your definition and leave a word or phrase for the next player.
I borrow an example from the uproarious Mr. George Carlin -
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| Tits - the next great snack from Nabisco! New Nabisco Tits! And New Cheese Tits! And don't forget to try our Tater Tits! |
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Mortricia
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Pecker--the gadget you need to pack your pickles!! Pack a peck of pickled peppers with the Pecker and fulfill your customers' demands more rapidly than ever before!
The Pecker is made of wood. Please specify how many inches you want it to be when ordering. |
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jayusmagnus
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| Nipples - Gangster from 1930s Chicago, "Nipples" Malone, known for his upbeat, perky attitude, was one of the most hardened criminals of the era. Nipples could twist money out of the most recalcirant debtor, and then turn around and be soft as satin to children or women. After an all night drinking spree, Nipples was pinched by the cops in 1940 for public exposure and ended up doing some hard time in the cooler. |
Getting Laid
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Mortricia
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| Getting Laid-Coloquial term originating from the name of the star quarterback of the football team the Long Island Gigolos, Laid Nightly. Everybody wanted to get Laid because he scored more often than any other player and left the opposing team moaning. Getting Laid became the primary goal of high school, college and professional teams across the nation. |
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jayusmagnus
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| Jerking Off - a process in the making of Beef Jerky. It is the process by which the hardening beef is pulled and yanked thereby streching the meat and making it stiffer then before. Once the meat has been throughly jerked off, it is fully done and ready to be put away for later use. |
Blue Balls
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Mortricia
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| Blue Balls-a smurfy game for all Smurfs to play! Similar to tennis but played with two small balls instead of one regular-sized ball. |
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Darth Brooks
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| HardOn! The amazing new epoxy system for all of your repair needs! Simply insert the specially-shaped tip into any crack or hole and squeeze until it's filled with the patented liquid solution. Upon hardening, the repaired surface will be as good as new. Don't delay! Grab HardOn today! |
Sixty-nine
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Dark Chocolate
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| Sixty-nine - Short for the year, 1569. It was a year of such abundance and good feeling that people took to just refering to it by the last digits. It was a time when everyone's mouths were full and people gave much to one another. Many groups came together during this time and many swallowed their pride and let others head them in the right direction. Unfortuantely it couldn't last. The Church at the time just couldn't seem to rise to the spirit of the times. |
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Mortricia
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| Ass kissing - The practice of inexperienced farm boys kissing farm animals, usually donkeys because of their patient temperament and full lips, in preparation for going out on a date with a real girl. If a guy is rejected by a girl, she might say "Kiss my ass!", meaning he needs to go get more practice. |
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jayusmagnus
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| Gang Bang - The term "gang bang" comes from the mid-to-late 1800s when legal officals in Missouri and Kansas first used prostitues to smuggle explosives into known criminals' hideouts, most notably the James gang. A successful attempt was known as a "gang-bang" although in some areas these explosive attempts were known as "blow jobs." Unfortunately, the criminals were able to use these tactics as well and soon both criminals and lawmen alike were getting banged and blown in increasing numbers. |
blow job (and no...quoting the above doesn't count!)
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Mortricia
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| A snow job is evading the truth by covering it up with a bunch of fluff. A blow job is evading the truth by promising to reveal all later, in essence blowing the person off. President Clinton made use of the blow job during his impeachment by promising to reveal all the details of his relationship with Monica Lewinsky after his term ended. He, of course, never did so he just swallowed his load. Or rather, Monica did. |
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Dark Chocolate
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| Draining lizards was first done in Arizona deserts in the late 1860s but may have been practiced by indigenous peoples in prior times. Lizards were pulled from their enclosures and emptied of their fluids. Several species of moisture-producing lizards were highly prized for their unusual size, but these were rare and most lizard draining was commonly done just as a pasttime. |
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Mortricia
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| Knocking boots are special footwear you wear when you go looking for an intimate companion. The song "If the house is rockin' don't bother knocking" is about this phenomenon. If the house isn't rockin', you may go ahead and knock. When the person you're calling on sees your boots, they'll know exactly what you're there for--to rock their house. |
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Dark Chocolate
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| The asshat was invented by French trapper Chappie Derriere in 1718. It consisted of the rear end of an animal skinned and tanned with the tail pointing directly up. The idea was stolen by British haberdasher Milo Bumtop in 1725 who moved the tail to the rear of the accessory thereby giving rise to the coonskin (and other animal skin) cap. Chappie Derriere spent the rest of his life making a stink about the intellectual property theft, but could never make it stick. |
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