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Mortricia- 11-03-2006
Sword Polishing
Jay and I had an interesting discussion the other day about "sword polishing". I was wondering what you would call the female equivalent of that. I suppose it could be the same thing but instead of polishing her "sword", she would be applying polish to a sword, if you know what I mean. I'm just out of the loop when it comes to euphemisms for female masturbation. :oops:

Dark Chocolate- 11-03-2006

I have always liked "fingerpainting." But "feeding the cat" or "playing with the kitty" aren't bad. Men and their habit of using weapons to descibe themselves should not be encouraged...so female "sword polishing" is out. :P

Mortricia- 11-03-2006

I have always liked "fingerpainting." But "feeding the cat" or "playing with the kitty" aren't bad. Men and their habit of using weapons to descibe themselves should not be encouraged...so female "sword polishing" is out. :P I had a similar idea in mind...stroking the cat. :lol: Purrr....... So I guess vibrators and such would be cat toys, then. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dark Chocolate- 11-06-2006

I have always liked "fingerpainting." But "feeding the cat" or "playing with the kitty" aren't bad. Men and their habit of using weapons to descibe themselves should not be encouraged...so female "sword polishing" is out. :P I had a similar idea in mind...stroking the cat. :lol: Purrr....... So I guess vibrators and such would be cat toys, then. :lol: :lol: :lol: Makes this Felonious Feline character a bit more interesting, doesn't it. :lol:

Fabu Feline- 11-14-2006

Thats Fabu...not felonious. :wink:

Dark Chocolate- 11-14-2006

Thats Fabu...not felonious. :wink: I guess that would depend on what state you are using your sex-toys in, now wouldn't it? :oops: :P :lol: Are you sure it's not "felonious"? :mrgreen:

Fabu Feline- 11-14-2006

Thats Fabu...not felonious. :wink: I guess that would depend on what state you are using your sex-toys in, now wouldn't it? :oops: :P :lol: Are you sure it's not "felonious"? :mrgreen: Im pretty sure Jayusmagnus is legal in whatever state I play with him in. :wink:

jayusmagnus- 11-15-2006

Thats Fabu...not felonious. :wink: I guess that would depend on what state you are using your sex-toys in, now wouldn't it? :oops: :P :lol: Are you sure it's not "felonious"? :mrgreen: Im pretty sure Jayusmagnus is legal in whatever state I play with him in. :wink: Maybe. :wink:

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