New King of the Realm

Capish, capishe , capasch.....whatever. If anyone is going to be messing with Jay it will be me. And Mr Brooks....I know I'm relatively new here, and while I hold nothing against females (except myself, if I'm lucky) or gay males, I am neither. Wanna get lucky? Purrrrrrrrrr What?! I cant help myself 8) That's what I'm counting on. Keep counting, you shall never pet the soft luxurious fur of this purring feline. Your five search engine stalkings about me undeniably show your intense interest and that you can be had. Dont flatter yourself, I was just trying to find out what you are. Apparently you dont exist, you are just a figment of your own imagaination, and might I add, not a very interesting one at that. You are right about one thing, I can be had....just not by you. So sorry. So why not try someone who can be available, who can fully appreciate a woman like you The Dark Lord is not only married but is the chosen consort of Mortricia. Even I will have a difficult time here besting Mortricia who holds the high cards on this island. You've no chance at all against Mortricia. I care not what or who Mortricia choses, I will rub up against anyone I please and I will pounce onto the lap of whoever I wish. If Mortricia dont like it she can try to remove me but I wont hesitate to extend a claw or two in her direction if you get my drift. When this kitty wants something, this kitty gets it. Darth Brooks thinks, unlike you, that capeesh-capishe is a big deal. You didn't even trouble yourself to list his suggested spelling. And I have learned that a man appreciates attention to detail and to his views. It's a sign of respect that often leads to other pleasures. The spelling of a word I dont use doesnt concern me, The Darth man will appreciate any attention I give him whether its to his views or his person. I know Darth, I dont need to show respect to get to those other pleasures, all I have to do is purrrrrrrr. His comment which seemed to impress you since you colored it while I hold nothing against females (except myself, if I'm lucky) sounds like a tomcat in heat who will couple with any ... cat ... also in heat. Impress...excite...whatever. I think you're better than that. Prove me wrong, Pussycat. You want me to prove that Im not better than that? I cant because I am better than that. But that dont mean I dont like a good snuggle session with a studly tomcat once in a while.

Just wanted to stop in and show my appreciation for Jay. You're one of the few people who really gets me. Some people like me but I don't think they really understand me. You do, probably even better than I understand myself. You've been a wonderful friend and I thank you for all of your support. Now if I could only find a way to clone you and have one of you here in Tallahassee with me, life would be perfect!!!

Just wanted to stop in and show my appreciation for Jay. You're one of the few people who really gets me. Some people like me but I don't think they really understand me. You do, probably even better than I understand myself. You've been a wonderful friend and I thank you for all of your support. Now if I could only find a way to clone you and have one of you here in Tallahassee with me, life would be perfect!!! For a second there I misread that and thought the "cl" in clone was a b and thought..."SHAZAM!" :redblush: :redblush: :redblush: :redblush: :redblush: :redblush: :redlol:

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