Jayusmagnus has the worst taste in music!!

Jayusmagnus has the worst taste in music!!
I should have known he was too good to be true. He's easy on the eyes, funny, witty, sweet and sensitive, a loving dad proud of his family. But nobody's perfect, right? He's revealed his fatal flaw...he thinks "We Built This City" is good music. Ugh. He and orchidgirl must be stuck in an area with few radio stations if they think that crap is good music. I'm so disillusioned. There's no such thing as the perfect man. He's a myth, a character that exists only in romance novels.

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I'm so disillusioned. There's no such thing as the perfect man. He's a myth, a character that exists only in romance novels. Not true. I know GREAT MUSIC! For example: *CUE MUSIC* Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Mambo Number 5 One, two, three, four, five Everybody in the car, so come on Let's ride to the liqueur-store around the corner The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna Beerbust like I had last week I must stay deep Because talk is cheap I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita And as I continue you know They are getting sweeter So what can I do I really beg and you my Lord To me flirting it's just like sport, anything fly It's all good let me dump it Please set in the trumpet A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man And jump and down go and move it all around Shake your head to the sound Put your hand on the ground Take one step left And one step right One to the front and one to the side Clap your hands once And clap your hands twice And if it looks like this Then you are doing it right A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man I do all To fall in love with a girl like you You can't run and you can't hide You and my gonna touch and sky A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

There is no hope for you, boy. Satan has your soul and Ronald McDonald stole your shoes. :lol:

We really need some good music, its true. That old crap has to go. We need to turn up some P!nk! Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Check it out Going out On the late night Looking tight Feeling nice It's a **** fight I can tell I just know That it's going down Tonight At the door we don't wait cause we know them At the bar six shots just beginning That's when dick head put his hands on me But you see I'm not here for your entertainment You don't really want to mess with me tonight Just stop and take a second I was fine before you walked into my life Cause you know it's over Before it began Keep your drink just give me the money It's just you and your hand tonight Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Midnight I'm drunk I don't give a ***k Wanna dance By myself Guess you're outta luck Don't touch Back up I'm not the one Buh bye Listen up it's just not happening You can say what you want to your boyfriends Just let me have my fun tonight Aiight I'm not here for your entertainment You don't really want to mess with me tonight Just stop and take a second I was fine before you walked into my life Cause you know it's over Before it began Keep your drink just give me the money It's just you and your hand tonight Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Break break Break it down In the corner with your boys you bet up five bucks To get at the girl that just walked in but she thinks you suck We didn't get all dressed up just for you to see So quit spilling your drinks on me yeah You know who you are High fivin, talkin ****, but you're going home alone arentcha? Cause I'm not here for your entertainment No You don't really want to mess with me tonight Just stop and take a second Just stop and take a second I was fine before you walked into my life Cause you know it's over Know it's over Before it began Keep your drink just give me the money It's just you and your hand tonight It's just you and your hand I'm not here for your entertainment No no no You don't really want to mess with me tonight Just stop and take a second Just take a second I was fine before you walked into my life Cause you know it's over Before it began Keep your drink just give me the money It's just you and your hand tonight Yeah oh

Anyone for some down home boot scootin? Grab yer hat and put on yer boots...... Out in the country past the city limits sign Well there's a honky tonk near the county line The joint starts jumpin everynight when the sun goes down They got whiskey women music & smoke It's where all the country folk go to boot scootin' boogie I've got a good job I work hard for my money When it's quittin time I hit the door runnin' I fire up my pickup truck & let the horses run I go flyin' down that highway to that hide-a-way Stuck out in the woods to do the boot scootin' boogie Yeah, heel, toe, docie doe come on baby let's go boot scootin Cadilac black jack, baby meet me outback we're gonna boogie Oh get down, turn around go to town boot scootin' boogie The bartender asks me says son what'll it be I want a shot at that redhead yonder lookin' at me The dance floors hoppin' & it's hotter than the fourth of July I see outlaws, inlaws crooks & straights all out makin' it shake Doin' the boot scootin' boogie Yeah, heel, toe, docie doe come on baby let's go boot scootin Cadilac black jack, baby meet me outback we're gonna boogie Oh get down, turn around go to town boot scootin' boogie

Anyone for some down home boot scootin? Grab yer hat and put on yer boots...... Country??? Yech! :P

I think when people eat peeps, it screws up their brains and that's why they like country music. My dad likes peeps and he listens to country music. Coincidence? I think not.

Anyone for some down home boot scootin? Grab yer hat and put on yer boots...... Country??? Yech! :P

I dont know who you are, but you obviously have no taste. 8)

There is no hope for you, boy. Satan has your soul and Ronald McDonald stole your shoes. :lol: Well...you are probably half right! :lol: But....as for music...*CUE MUSIC* She said, "I need sometime to find myself, I need a little space to think. maybe we should start seeing other people. Baby, things are moving way to fast for me." So, I picked up what was left of my pride, and I put on my walking shoes, and I got up on that high road, and I did what any gentleman would do.. I, um... I got a brand new girlfriend. We went and jumped off the deep end, flew out to LA for the weekend, spent the whole day, lyin' on the beach, wearin' nothin' but a smile, playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy, talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin'. Man, I think im on to somethin', because i feel just like a kid again. I got a brand new girlfriend. I love it when she calls me butter cup, laughs and says I left the toilet seat up. She pops a top for me a cold beer, and says my buddies always welcome here. When I get hungry, she takes me out. I ride the shotgun like a shitzu hound. My tails a waggin', my tongues hangin' out, it makes me wanna shout... I got a brand new girlfriend. We went and jumped off the deep end, flew out to LA for the weekend, spent the whole day, lyin' on the beach, wearin' nothin' but a smile, playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy, talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin'. Man, I think im on to somethin', because i feel just like a kid again. I got a brand new girlfriend. wooo... cute, cute, cute... She likes to write our names in the sand. She's hearing wedding bells and making plans. She's gonna hang around a while I guess. ...She hasnt even told me she loves me yet. I got a brand new girlfriend. We went and jumped off the deep end, flew out to LA for the weekend, spent the whole day, lyin' on the beach, wearin' nothin' but a smile, playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy, talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin'. Man, I think im on to somethin', because i feel just like a kid again. I got a brand new girlfriend. She makes me feel just like a kid again, I gotta brand new girlfriend. Eat that Dark Cocoa! :P

Boy, I'm not familiar with that song at all. Is it a country song? A recent song?

Boy, I'm not familiar with that song at all. Is it a country song? A recent song? Yes...both. And catchy as a cold in a day care! :lol:

I love that song! The video is hilarious. Ok maybe not hilarious but its funny as heck.

Anyone for some down home boot scootin? Grab yer hat and put on yer boots...... Country??? Yech! :P

I dont know who you are, but you obviously have no taste. 8) Bah...I would call you a "bad pussy" but I don't believe there is such a thing. :mrgreen: What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah Pussycat, Pussycat I've got flowers And lots of hours To spend with you. So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose! Pussycat, Pussycat I love you Yes, I do! You and your pussycat nose! What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah Pussycat, Pussycat You're so thrilling And I'm so willing To care for you. So go and make up your cute little pussycat face! Pussycat, Pussycat I love you Yes, I do! You and your pussycat face! What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah Pussycat, Pussycat You're delicious And if my wishes Can all come true I'll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips! Pussycat, Pussycat I love you Yes, I do! You and your pussycat lips! You and your pussycat eyes! You and your pussycat nose!

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